captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via unfreezes)

assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

(via lubricates)

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(Source: sweatyboob, via takemeback-)

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brilliances:

I will always follow back new followers
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